News Flash!
!!! Bigfoot Strikes !!!!
News Flash!
“We interrupt the regularly scheduled program to bring you this story, that took place just moments ago in the Blue Ridge Parkway, North Carolina. It seems that Bigfoot and Bubba Skinner has been sighted, we go to Joni, live at the scene. Joni.”
“Thank you, Jessica. Good evening. Eyewitnesses report that this time Bubba and the Yeti were found trying to hitch a ride along the parkway. It is assumed that they are trying to make their way back to Yellowstone Park. It is reported that Bubba was the front man, trying to secure them a ride while the yeti waited near the tree line.
“One good Samaritan did stop to give Bubba a ride but when the skunk ape made his way closer, the driver sped off after getting a good look at the second passenger. The driver of the car behind, quickly snapped a picture of Bigfoot heading back into the trees.
“I have with me Ron Treemore a park ranger here at the Blue Ridge. Ranger Treemore can you tell us what the park service is doing about these fugitives?”
“Yes, we have called in a number of reserve rangers and as we speak, they are readying to go on horseback through the backcountry to search for Bubba and the Skunk ape.”
“Do you have any precautions for anyone that is staying in the area.?”
“Just the usual. We advise everyone to stay away from the hiking trails and the camping sites until further notice. While we believe them to not be really dangerous, we ask that everyone be cautious. In rural areas use caution when going out at night. “
“Thank you Ranger Treemore. This has been Joni Fieldview reporting. We will bring you more information as it is made available in the unfolding story.