Nessie was spotted earlier in the day by local Fishermen. The said Loch Ness Monster has been reportedly spotted by many over the years but today’s events caused quite a disturbance. Three fisherman where out for the day in their canoe when they spotted something in the water a fair distance from them. It quickly drew closer and stopped along side of their boat. The men looked on in awe as the large creature identified as Nessie turned to them and in the words of the men began asking for directions to Nebraska so that she could visit old relatives. Two of the men screamed like girls, jumped out of the boat and swam to shore leaving their freighted friend to deal with the creature. The lone fisherman told reporters that he quickly stuttered out the directions and snapped a picture of Nessie that she posed for, before the creature swam off. Other eyewitness are quoted as saying, “See a woman will stop for directions, why can’t men?”

The above picture is a artist’s sketch on the happenings of the day. Nessie is said to be about 20 feet long, with a snake like head, a long tail and a humped back. Local officers confirm that Nessie should be no problem, though if you see her on the roads let her pass without incident. Nessie has a history of sea rage, in times of heavy tour traffic. Stay tuned to your local news for more information.

This is reporter Gossiping Galadriel, signing off. Good Night.